Onto The Next Chapter! Senior Gets High And Forgets To Go To Class One Last Time

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year statistics student Robert Chatterly woke up early this morning in preparation for his last class at UCLA, but not before taking a “quick rip” from the bong and forgetting to attend lecture entirely. “It’s like, I feel like I’m supposed to be doing something right now,” said Chatterly, taking off his backpack and removing his shoes. “This is such a crazy part of my life. It’s like, who am I? What do I really want? I get so emotional when I think of my experience at UCLA ending. But I guess it’s also a beginning, you know?” At press time, Chatterly was walking through campus and fondly remembering all the other times he forgot things.

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