Oh No! The Girl You Like Is An Active GroupMe Participant

WESTWOOD — Third-year Calvin Brown was disheartened upon joining his class GroupMe and seeing more than ten messages from his crush Emily Lee. “You really think you know somebody,” sobbed Brown, who has proudly never made a GroupMe poll in his life. “They weren’t even cool messages. She asked people if they wanted to go to office hours together. Office hours.” At press time, Brown was visibly distraught at the sight of Lee sitting at the front of their shared class, raising her hand.