New Season Of “How It’s Made” Features Episode On Babies

MONTREAL — Producers behind the television show “How It’s Made” recently announced that the upcoming season will feature an episode about babies. “The process begins when a mommy and daddy love each other very much,” says expert Dakota Perkins, who has not been able to engage in this process themself, but would like to (call 555-6969 if interested). “Then they kiss – ewwww! – and they wrestle and then the baby grows in the mommy’s tummy.” At press time, experts were still confused on the role of the stork in the whole process.

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