New Off-Campus Housing Options Include Westwood Target LEGO Aisle

WESTWOOD — Upperclassmen, no need to fret! You can expect to make the Westwood Target LEGO aisle a potential new home next year, according to UCLA Housing head Casey Stone. “It’s really a two-for-one deal – you can live in the aisle and build a mini house for yourself out of LEGO!” elaborated Stone as she frantically scanned riot protection gear in the self-checkout aisle. “Amenities include inedible food, non-mowable grass, and plastic dogs. Rent is still $4000 per month.” At press time, Stone was seen shrieking in her mansion as students threw LEGO bricks through her windows.