New Hank Green TikTok Explains How You Will Die

MISSOULA, MT — Internet personality Hank Green put out another informative TikTok today, in which he revealed the exact time and manner of your demise. “Did you know you’re most likely to get in a car accident less than a mile from your house?” said Green, before reciting your license plate number from memory. “The seatbelt, by the way, was invented by Nils Bohlin in 1959. Not that it will help you in the end.” At press time, you were so distracted by the video that you didn’t notice your car drifting off the road.

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.