New Documentary Reveals Existence Of Secret Fourth Beatle

LIVERPOOL — In stunning never-before-seen footage, the new documentary “The Beatles: Get Back” appears to suggest the existence of a previously unknown fourth member of the legendary British band. “This will surely come as a shock to fans of the Fab Three everywhere,” said radio DJ Meg Griffin, adding that the revelation was “like if they added another hero to the Fantastic 3.” “What even was the guy’s name again? Bingo? Rango? Anyway, at least we now have an answer to the age-old question of what if there was a song about an octopus’ garden.” Attempts by The Enabler to interview this supposed fourth Beatle were unsuccessful, though an unnamed spokesman for Mr. Starr did wish our readers “peace and love.”

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.