Nerds Take Over Covel Piano

COVEL COMMONS— The hearts, souls, and especially ears of residents of The Hill are being terrorized by the sounds emanating from the Covel Piano. “I was trying to get to sleep, but someone just wouldn’t stop playing ‘Fur Elise’ over and over and over again!” said Sunset Village R.A. Noah Clohol, who prefers Bach. “After my boss made me go check, we found out it was actually a team of 8 amateur pianists all taking turns. I mean, I also took 6 months of piano lessons at age 9, but you don’t see me going and showing off!” At press time, the nerds were seen trying to play Chopin’s “Chopsticks” with actual chopsticks from Rende East.