Its finals weak. I have to right tree different essays butt oh no I’m bad at spelling! I’m not gonna use spellcheck because the machine’s scare me. This has been a long struggle four me; I had 2 repeat the second grade because I was just two good at it. Also, I didn’t know how to read or right! Here are five words I don’t know how to spell–please help me.
1. Mysogy
Given the results of the election, we must continue to talk about feminist issues. The only problem is, who the hell can spell Miss. O Jenny? I’m too busy listening to what women have to say to take the time to learn how to spell Misogine. Death to the Pantry Archie!
2. Liceins
I need to renew my lice-ins I can get back on the road, but when I look it up I only get ads for special shapoo! They’re aren’t any bugs in my hair.
3. Two more oh!
Um, the word for the day that is after today.
4. Restarunt
I’m so hungry, and I can’t find any places to eat. Did you know I know its spelled the same in lots of langwitches? My iliteracy is multi-lingual!
5. Difficulty
Speaks for itself. Luckily I watched “Matilda” last night and the movie taught me a poem: Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. FFI, Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. LTY. Ms. Trunchbull was right though, why do they all have to be married? Thanks a lot, Danny Devito. #letherspeak
