Main Character Energy? This Girl In Your Class Refuses to Shut Up

SCAND 50 — On Tuesday, excited freshman Lola Laurens readily responded to every statement made by her professor. “Mother and Father say I have to make friends with all my professors, or else I will never make it,” said Laurens while laughing so hard at a “joke” her professor made that she spit up her breakfast burrito. “Yes, I was an only child. Why do you ask?” At press time, Laurens was seen telling her classmate to “SHHHHH!” after he coughed once during lecture.