Local Nun Confused By Concept Of “Gloryhole”

Nun holding anal beads in front of gloryhole

WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Sunday, a local nun was found baffled after she overheard the term “gloryhole” when she went to a park restroom during a church picnic. “I might have read about this in Leviticus,” said Sister Margaret while consulting a wet, buzzing purple rosary she found on the restroom floor. “Maybe it’s a peephole to witness God’s glory in some artistic way?” At press time, Sister Margaret was rushed to Ronald Reagan Medical Center after finding out what “missionary” was.