Local Huskies Speak Out Against Husky Guy: “We Don’t Know Him”

Graphic by Isaiah Little

WESTWOOD — Students passing through Bruin Plaza Tuesday afternoon were met with an impromptu press conference held by a group of local huskies in an attempt to distance themselves from Husky Guy. “Woof woof, bark bark bark. Growl!” said Huskius Prime, the fluffiest, and therefore de facto leader of the movement, rousing passersby with his impassioned speech. “Bark bark, woof! Woof woof like he is super creepy though woof woof.” After the press conference, the huskies allowed themselves to be pet by students of all levels of hotness and athleticism, further emphasizing that Husky Guy’s actions do not represent their community.

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