WESTWOOD — This morning, local friend and insane person Sam Man dropped a bombshell in the groupchat as he suggested that they all get together for a friendsgiving celebration. “I started shaking in my boots. There’s a reason we almost exclusively communicate over Instagram DMs and avoid seeing each other in person at all costs,” shared Kaylar Louder, the self-appointed therapist of the group who threatens to leave the groupchat due to “toxicity” every other week. “Last time we were all in the same place, three separate polycules formed and broke up within the span of the hangout. I can’t deal with that again.” In order to avoid the drama, Kaylar has chosen to spend their Thanksgiving with their much safer, chiller, violently Republican extended family.