Leaves Beginning To Change In California

LOS ANGELES — California residents are going out in droves to witness the changing of leaves from green to red to ash, enjoying the telltale sign of fall in California. “People on the East Coast love to brag about their beautiful fall colors, but our entire sky is orange. Nothing beats the Golden State!” remarked local optimist Billy Snyder, who is currently “autumning” in a disaster shelter. “If I want to smell a cozy fire, I can just step outside and take off my gas mask.” While the Bobcat Fire is 95% contained, CAL FIRE assured citizens that California’s fall spirit can never be contained.

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