Kyrsten Sinema And Mitt Romney Get To Second Base On Senate Floor

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sens. Sinema and Romney engaged in a bout of heavy petting and excessive tonguing on the Chamber floor after working together to reallocate $100 billion from climate infrastructure to oil production in Alaska. “Looks like those two have really bonded over their shared passion for denying food to poor people,” said Sen. Manchin, who was feeling excluded and would have joined if asked. “Obstructing progressive legislation brings people together like nothing else in this building, but I haven’t witnessed such blatant lust since watching Mike Pence pine for President Trump’s dump truck for four years.” At press time, the only footage of the incident is said to be on Ted Cruz’s iPhone and the DVRs of the six people who record C-SPAN2.

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