WESTWOOD — After demands from the undocumented student group IDEAS for the Chancellor to meet with them, Julio Frenk has announced in a campus-wide email that he will do “absolutely nothing” to help undocumented students. “Hello Bruin family. Please be assured we are watching the actions of the federal government closely, and you will get multiple page-length emails about how we are monitoring the situation,” Frenk announced in a video statement, while donning a riot helmet. “I hear the concerns of our campus members that are not quite documented, and I want to reassure each and every one of them that they will always be able to pay tuition. The Bruinbill is the only documentation a True Bruin needs. Next!” At press time, Frenk was hurrying over to engage in his next UCLA Connects Listening Exercise.
