WESTWOOD – This morning, Julio Frenk showed his dedication to following UCLA’s new anti-diversity hiring policies by firing himself. “When I was hired, there was a lot of emphasis on the fact that I was the first Latino chancellor. Today, I’m proud to announce I’ll also be the last,” shared Frenk, whose ChatGPT prompt for his own diversity letter was “write a statement about how being Mexican and also evil is important representation.” “I see all of UCLA as an equal community. I treat myself as I treat my students, which is why I’m choosing to turn myself in to the UCPD for no crime at all.” When asked if he supported the UC Regents’ policies even when they actively harmed his own community, Frenk was unable to provide a response due to the boot stuck deep down his throat.