HOLLYWOOD — Vanity Fair’s 2025 Oscar Party dissolved into a state of panic after former Tonight Show host Jay Leno aimed his chin at fellow former Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien with lethal intent. “Ever since Robert Opel hung dong at the ‘74 Oscars — look it up kiddos — I was assured that security would be tight. There hasn’t been any tomfoolery at the Oscars since, so this was just a total slap in the face,” said O’Brien, whose lip trembled when Timothée Chalamet walked by while brandishing his own kidney bean-like chin. “Even though I don’t talk about Leno that often, I hope he gets all the help he can get after his chin is decommissioned.” At press time, members of the Academy and several Beverly Hills-based plastic surgeons formed an organization advocating for common sense chin control.