WASHINGTON, D.C. — When reached for comment about his inclusion in the Houthi PC Small Group Signal chat, Vice President J.D. Vance admitted he was just happy to be included in a group chat for once in his life. “I kept telling my boss that I think he forgot to add me to the Cabinet’s group chat, but I’m pretty sure he blocked my number,” said Vance, sending Pete Hegseth a Word Hunt request. “So when I got added to the ‘Bomb Yemen’ chat, it was nice to know that I’m still considered ‘one of the boys.’ I am one of the boys, right? Right?” At press time, Vance was left on read when he asked what the move was for tonight.
