WESTWOOD — Chaos erupted over UCLA’s campus yesterday after a strange liquid began falling from the sky. “Oh my god, what the hell is that?” said fourth-year Atmospheric and Oceanic Sciences student Matt Turner as he cowered in fear under a three-inch overhang. “It’s so wet and cold. It’s like the opposite of a wildfire. And it’s everywhere!” University officials released a formal apology for the incident and reassured students that it will not happen again.
