WESTWOOD — Giant, stupid, idiot slob and first-year European Studies major Bruce Gordito recently degraded himself and everyone around him by wearing an ugly, sloppy De Neve outfit to his BPlate dinner. “My tiny friends and I were perturbed in our statement belts and thrifted maxi skirts,” whispered Depop gentrifier Laurel Green-Spiegelman. “I’m not saying you have to be boots-down-house for your de la olla beans, but there are standards. If we all took off our spoon rings and Silver Lake baby tees, what would happen to us? To our dining hall?” At press time, Green-Spiegelman and her Bay Area friends were seen chanting “away, you sloven oaf!” as Gordito retreated toward the De Neve LA hot chicken sandwich where he belongs.