“I Love Camping!” This Student Has Been In A Freebies Line Since Yesterday

WESTWOOD — Fourth-year Psychology major and camping enthusiast Abby Nguyen was spotted today on her latest excursion: a freebies line in Bruin Plaza. “Waiting in this line for 24 hours really gives me the chance to appreciate the scenic brick pavement. These free scratch and sniff stickers I got were worth a night in the sleeping bag!” said Nguyen, who was warming her hands over a burning campfire of tote bags and Lululemon Aligns. “The trick is to ration your canned food and bring bear repellent. This area is infested with Bruin bears apparently.” At press time, Nguyen was camping in an RV trailer for a 5% off UCLA Store coupon.

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Cynthia is a fourth-year English major who laughs way too hard before saying the actual joke. She's funny once she finishes her sentences though.