WESTWOOD – After running out of past to study, the history department has announced that students can now declare a concentration in “future.” “We are thrilled to announce the history department’s first official future class, HIST10034A: The Rise of the Floridian Empire and the First Laserwar, 2300-2345, is now open to all history majors,” announced new chair of the History Department Nova Blee-35-Dorb, approving study abroad applications for the 2085-86 school year in the Harris empire. “While the future concentration is currently small, we know as a fact it will soon become a major of its own in the late 2050’s. Despite the complete destruction of Los Angeles a few years later, the major will become one of the largest at neo-UCLA.” At press time, Blee-35-Dorb accidentally killed her own great-great-great-great grandfather, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
