LOS ANGELES — In a suit filed Monday, fans of the Japanese art form known as “hentai” alleged that streaming company Netflix had engaged in false advertising with the release of their new show, “Squid Game.” “We’re not mad, just disappointed,” said Caleb Zelinski, plaintiff and moderator of H3ntaiFanz.net. “As founder of the greater St. Louis metropolitan area’s third-largest hentai forum, I believe that those responsible for this travesty should not only be ashamed, but held legally to account. Alternative compensation in the form of a faithful hentai ‘Squid Game’ adaptation will also suffice, provided it receives funding equal to, or greater than, that of its predecessor.” As of press time, Zelinski had reportedly provided Netflix executives with a binder full of completed storyboards for his “vision.”
