Helpful Gym Regular Corrects Newcomer’s Form

WESTWOOD — Last night at B-Fit, freshman Rodney Caldwell was reportedly using the tricep machine without properly bending his knees, but business economics major Brock Burkhardt was there to publicly correct him. “I’m sure anyone else would’ve done the same thing in my situation,” Burkhardt stated, dabbing the sweat off of his forehead with the bottom of his tank top, “that is, if they had the same level of expertise as me. I wouldn’t call myself a ‘hero’ per se, but if other people do, that would definitely be accurate.” At press time, Burkhardt was seen volunteering to spot a reluctant girl’s squat.

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