HBO Announces Euphoria Prequel Set In Preschool

LOS ANGELES — Soon after receiving record-high ratings for its second season, Euphoria show-runner Sam Levinson announced a prequel show set in preschool. “We’re really excited to explore the origins of Rue’s opiate addictions, not to mention Nate’s masculinity issues, while learning the colors of the rainbow, “ said Levinson while selecting the show’s new lead from a line-up of child actors in glitter make-up. “The basic elements will still be the same of course — neon lights, pop music, and drug dealing.” After much backlash, Levinson assured fans Sydney Sweeney would still play Cassie and have excessive nude scenes.

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