Gene Block To Be Sent To Farm Upstate

NICE FARM IN NORCAL — The chancellor’s office announced yesterday that at the end of the 2023-24 school year, chief executive Gene Block will be sent to a farm upstate. “They’re gonna take good care of him there, don’t you worry,” said spokesperson Spike Marley before mumbling something about Chancellor Heaven. “He can romp and play and make all the task forces he wants to now.” At press time, Marley was seen picking out a new chancellor at the pound.

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