Gene Block One Well-Worded Email Away From World Peace

WESTWOOD — After sending multiple emails about the current “conflicts” happening both on campus and internationally, Gene Block is reportedly just one well-worded email away from achieving world peace. “The suffering in the middle east is bad,” wrote Block, as people around the world began to drop their weapons and sing Kumbaya. “I condemn all the clashes taking place everywhere. The administration will work tirelessly to ensure Bruins feel like we’re doing something in these challenging times.” At press time, Block had received the Nobel Peace prize.

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Known primarily for his roles in the Watergate break-in and the breakup of The Beatles, Gabe McNeill was inspired to write for The Enabler after the Daily Bruin fired him.