Gayley Heights Burns Down After Roommates Make Really Long Chain Of Power Strips

WESTWOOD — On Thursday, UCLA apartment building Gayley Heights went up in flames after a mischievous band of roommates assembled an unusually lengthy chain of power strips in their cramped 3-bedroom 9-person apartment. “In our defense, we thought it would be funny,” said Harold Kopp IV, the de facto leader of the all-male gender-inclusive roommate group. “And it was.” At press time, students continued to search the ashes for the remains of their now slightly overcooked Trader Ming’s frozen Mandarin Orange Chicken.