Game Of Thrones Cancelled Halfway Through Final Episode

NEW YORK — Last night, the final episode of HBO’s hit fantasy series Game of Thrones was canceled halfway through its final episode. “It just seemed like you guys weren’t that into it,” said the canine actor who played Ghost while being warged by creators D. B. Weiss and David Benioff. “We finally understand how Mr. R.R Martin must feel. And honestly, at this point, we’d forgotten who was related to who and it was getting a little awkward deciding which romantic relationships should be endgame.” The interview came to an end when the dog was called into a mandatory sensitivity training session in preparation for the creative duo’s next project, Confederate.

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