WESTWOOD– Sources revealed that first-year Russell Price was successful in milking his Common App essay one last time for his final club application of the quarter this past Saturday. “I have to say I’ve gotten some pretty good mileage out of my college essay. It just really contains some inspiring stuff,” said Price, who added that he was able to use it for five completely different applications. “It has some really good central themes like leadership, so I was able to use it not only for those really competitive premedical clubs, but for my acapella group application as well.” Price was last seen browsing the internet for scholarship applications with prompts that were similar enough to that of his college essay.