Fine, Sure, Whatever: The Bear Wins Grammy for Song of the Year

LOS ANGELES — In a shocking upset, FX’s “The Bear” has won this year’s Grammy Award for Song of the Year. “I don’t really know how this happened, but I’d like to thank the Academy.” shared leading man and former “White Boy of the Month” Jeremy Allen White in his acceptance speech. “I’d also like to thank Calvin Klein for putting my bulge on the billboards, which I’m sure helped with this. Are the Grammys even the Academy? What is this?” At press time, the cast of “The Bear” announced it will reunite in June for the annual Tony Awards, where they have been nominated for Best Actress In A Musical.