WASHINGTON, D.C.— The office of Senator Martha Lovelace (R-AR) is scrambling to spin an unfortunate gaffe made in the joint committee on taxation hearings earlier today. “I think we need to take a note from the freaks out there and expand on some ideas about how to make sure everyone gets off,” said Lovelace, tenderly tracing the outline of her collarbone through her silk Ann Taylor Loft blouse. “But I suppose my question is: what is to be done with the carcasses after?” At press time, Lovelace was seen testing bike pumps on her summer interns.
