FBI Seizes Barron Trump During Mar-A-Logo Raid

PALM BEACH — Officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation announced Friday that they had seized Donald Trump’s youngest son, Barron, in their search of the former president’s Mar-a-Lago residence. “Upon entering the premises, our agents encountered the young Mr. Trump engaged in a Fortnite Battle Royale match,” said Attorney General Merrick Garland, engulfed in the shadow cast by the 6-foot-7 16-year-old. “They then proceeded to escort him to a squad car, prompting the boy to yell, quote, ‘shotgun.’ Other assets recovered include classified material, nuclear documents, and a Wendy’s 4-for-4 meal.” As of press time, former president Trump had yet to acknowledge the existence of his fifth child.

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.