EXPOSED: Queen Elizabeth Is A Nepotism Baby

LONDON — Sources revealed early Tuesday morning that Queen Elizabeth II is a product of nepotism. “I looked her up on Wikipedia and her parents’ names are blue and underlined,” said third-year Gina Thompson, who was accepted to UCLA after her parents paid for six years of SAT tutoring and also a building. “All this time, she’s been piggybacking off of her dad’s work as king. She didn’t even colonize those countries herself!” At press time, the Enabler was following leads which suggest that Jesus Christ may also be a nepotism baby.

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Flavius Octavius Julius Gaius Septimius, known colloquially as "Gillian the Great," is the 71st emperor of Rome. Her notable achievements include winning the 2021 Maryland BOGGLE state championship and not being assassinated yet.