WESTWOOD — Uh oh! After giving your Instagram to a cute classmate, they pointed out that you’re wearing the same outfit as your profile picture. “Uhhh, it’s because of my consistent aesthetic!” you pleaded, knowing you hadn’t bought new clothes since high school. “I promise this shirt’s a shade different. You can’t judge, you’re wearing the same necklace as your profile pic! And the same hairstyle! Anyway, got any plans toni-wait, come back!” At press time, you sheepishly changed your profile picture to a baby photo of yourself.