WASHINGTON, D.C. — Seating arrangements at the weekly Trump billionaire orgy have revealed that Elon Musk has been relegated to the cuck chair. “Guys, can I join?” asked Musk, fully clothed. “No, yeah, we can just do IVF or something. It’s fine. You guys just can’t handle that I’m an epic dank memer.” At press time, Musk was seen attempting to unilaterally fire orgy staffers.
