WASHINGTON — Following the poll-defying results of the 2020 general elections, the demographic of the Senate has been altered, some say, for the better. “We the people have spoken, and we want Congress to look like us and to really represent us,” said active voter Isabella Levine, 19, of Ventura, defending her decision to vote against 87-year-old Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) despite the senator’s popularity. “It’s wonderful to see younger blood – like, Chuck Grassley, say – hobbling onto the Senate floor.” Grassley (R-IO) was unavailable for comment, as he is currently on vacation celebrating his 86th birthday with friends and family.
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Flavius Octavius Julius Gaius Septimius, known colloquially as "Gillian the Great," is the 71st emperor of Rome. Her notable achievements include winning the 2021 Maryland BOGGLE state championship and not being assassinated yet.