WESTWOOD — The UCLA Office of Equity, Diversity & Inclusion has officially shut down roleplaying club Bodacious Bards’ newest Dungeons and Dragons campaign after students reported being repeatedly questioned about their race and class. “Asking about my race was bad enough, but those bigots had the guts to laugh when I said Chinese,” said whistleblower Daniel Fung, who other members of the club described as chaotic neutral. “The room didn’t even have a basement, let alone a dungeon. The closest thing to a dragon was a guy eating hot cheetos. Talk about false advertising!” The Title IX office is also investigating the Bodacious Bards after reports of students repeatedly being called a “natural 20.”
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