Discussion Section Evolves Into Orgy

WESTWOOD – Third-year John Smith was aroused and afraid when his HIST 13B discussion devolved into an orgy. “I didn’t want to lose participation points, so I jumped right in,” said Smith, who got extra points for passing the oral exam. “It was one of the best icebreakers I’ve ever seen. The TA had complete control over the room.” At press time, Smith was going to his professor’s office hours for “extra credit.”

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Known primarily for his roles in the Watergate break-in and the breakup of The Beatles, Gabe McNeill was inspired to write for The Enabler after the Daily Bruin fired him.