WESTWOOD — The Daily Bruin’s Council of Romantic Research and Love Studies released their conclusion Sunday that this fall’s most coveted relationship is that of the guy on an electric skateboard and the girl walking next to him. “The valorous council has come to a unanimous decision on the amorous couples of this glorious institution,” stated councilman Jonathan Marathon while powdering his wig. “No other pairs on campus have displayed as much devotion and loyalty for one another while including a lithium ion battery.” At press time, the council provided an addendum to the study revealing that the “electric scooter” version of the couple would be ranked last on their list.
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♅, or the staff writer formerly known as Lily Kiamanesh, is a psychobiology major in the class of 2024.