Coronavirus Bad Everybody Sick Oh No

Graphic by Jay Varhula

LOCATION — Today at a time and place a person said words about coronavirus being bad oh no. “Coronavirus very bad! Sick! Get you sick, don’t do things or sick,” said a newsperson or CDC official or whatever, while coronavirus getting everyone sick very bad. “If sick coronavirus make you sick person, then bad. No talking no hanging out. No nothing until no more bad sickness anymore anywhere not even a little bit. Bad. Also toilet paper.” At press time, coronavirus confirmed still bad and not good.

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The latest in a long line of miners, Jay stumbled upon the Westwood Enabler after accidentally mining through the floor into one of their meetings. In exchange for several precious stones, the Enabler made him editor-in-chief on the spot. Jay's hobbies include: mining for rare stones and metals, singing chanties about the miner's life, and pet photography.