Communal Bathrooms Now Only Accessible Through Mobile Order

Mobile Order app interface with communal bathroom option

WESTWOOD — With the resounding success of equipping every dining hall with mobile ordering, UCLA Housing is now seeking to digitize communal bathroom use. “We know how busy our students’ schedules are, so we organized our bathrooms so you can plan your ‘business’ on the go!” said UCLA Housing representative Casey Stone while coding on the toilet. “Among features such as choosing ‘going number 1, 2, or other,’ reading material for the toilet, and number of squares of toilet paper (0 to 1), students can also expect to enjoy an hour and a half wait time on the app. Revolutionary!” At press time, Stone was buying adult diapers in bulk.