College Student Wakes Up Early, Finds Out There Are More Hours In A Day

Lips giving his body the rest it deserves.

WESTWOOD—UCLA student James Lips set his alarm for the first time during his college career and found that, surprisingly, there are more hours in a day than one could ever imagine. “I didn’t realize I could eat breakfast and do homework all in one day,” Lips confessed after waking up at the crack of noon. “I’ve always wanted to know what it felt like to binge a Netflix series while it’s still light out. Turns out ‘The Walking Dead’ is not as scary when the birds are chirping outside.” At press time, Lips yawned and left to take a nap because his over-productivity started to take a real toll on his body.

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