a basement — this tuesday, a board of music producers in charge of overseeing the lo-fi artistic community released a memo to their constituency banning all capital letters. “we haven’t seen the appeal of capital letters for quite some time now. this declaration is really only the formal recognition of a pre-existing norm,” said psyduck’swardrobe, the spokesman for the group and the first lo-fi artist to ever be seen in person. “at this point using capital letters would just be a way for one artist to attempt individuality, but we’re not stupid. we all know there’s no chance anybody would remember any specific lo-fi artist’s name.” at press time, he and his colleague _charcoal burger_ were discussing the possibility of a listening requirement for the audience to be chill.
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