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Class Of 2015 In Numbers

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“The Democrats Ought To Do Something,” Says Democratic Lawmaker Doing Nothing

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of President Trump’s recent executive orders, Democratic lawmakers unanimously decided to finally stop him as long as each registered […]
Top Five Goonable Robots

Robots. One of the greatest and most attractive inventions ever thought up. They can help you with chores, they have superhuman strength, and best of […]
Elon Musk Relegated To Cuck Chair At Trump Billionaire Orgy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Seating arrangements at the weekly Trump billionaire orgy have revealed that Elon Musk has been relegated to the cuck chair. “Guys, can […]
Julio Frenk Promises Undocumented Students He Will Do “Absolutely Nothing” To Help Them

WESTWOOD — After demands from the undocumented student group IDEAS for the Chancellor to meet with them, Julio Frenk has announced in a campus-wide email […]
Opinion: If Your Class Has A Week 9 Midterm, I Should Be Allowed To Skip The Final

Merriam-Webster defines a midterm as an examination in the middle of an academic term. A UCLA quarter has 10 weeks. So what’s the deal with […]

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