Cinematic: Woman Spends Movie Runtime Drafting Her Letterboxd Review

LOS ANGELES — Last night, one woman decided to unwind with a new movie by spending the entire runtime drafting her Letterboxd review. “I take Letterboxd seriously because it’s the only way I can give my input on the entertainment industry without having to be a nepo baby. Talk about a win for the common man!” said Tanya Young, who missed the climax of the movie while deciding between rating it 3 stars and 3.5 stars. “I need to take my time writing some paragraphs on my favorite part – it’s either when Dorothy left her red shoe behind at the ball, or maybe when Katniss made that ratatouille.” At press time, Young was searching “Chicken Little Ending Explained” on YouTube.