Charlie Brown Diagnosed With CTE

ANYTOWN, USA – After getting his 7th concussion from failing to kick the football, Charlie Brown has been diagnosed with chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE). “Wah wah, wah wah wah wah,” said his doctor, delivering the bad news to his loved ones. “Wah wah wah wah, wah.” At press time, Charlie Brown was lining up to kick the football again.

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