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Student Voices

Sepi’s Files Counterproposal To Evict Steve Sann

April 24, 2019 Jay Varhula 0

WESTWOOD — Following efforts by the Westwood Community Council to pressure Sepi’s into leaving Westwood, the local bar and restaurant filed a counterproposal to evict […]

Op-Ed: PAC Shirts Should Be Brighter

April 3, 2019 Mackenzi Elias 0

I have a lot of respect for the Pediatric Aids Coalition (PAC). Its cause — researching a cure for pediatric HIV/AIDS — is extremely noble, […]

Point: I’m Not Your Waifu, You Fucking Creep / Counterpoint: Then Why Is Your Face On My Body-Pillow?

May 23, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

Point: I’m Not Your Waifu, You Fucking Creep By: Ashley Jacobs Listen. Attraction is natural. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, has wanted to fuck […]

Op-Ed: Great, What Am I Supposed To Do With All This Leftover Rohypnol?

January 17, 2018 Kyle from SAE 0

As a member of SAE, I’m pretty disappointed with the recent suspension of fraternity parties, but I’m even more disappointed that my large supply of […]

Edgy Kid In Philosophy Discussion Insists On Giving Genocidal Rhetoric “A Chance”

October 29, 2017 Ivan Chavez 0

WESTWOOD — Starting off the new academic year strong, edgy third-year Jacob Shaw explained to his discussion section why they should all give the genocidal […]

Excited Freshman Loves Learning But At His Own Pace

October 29, 2017 Saniya Anand 0

WESTWOOD – In a conversation with the classmate closest to him in his Sociology 1 discussion, pre-economics major and first-year freshman Steven Coleman revealed that […]

I Never Fucking Agreed To This

May 21, 2017 Powell Cat 0

Get the fuck away from me. I’m a cat. A black cat. Humans aren’t supposed to get near us, let alone fucking touch us. I […]

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Op-Ed: I Could Be Instagram Famous If I Tried

May 21, 2017 Designated Ugly Fat Friend 0

My friends tell me I’m the “Roseanne” of the friend group. They say it’s because of my sense of humor, but I know it’s really […]

Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation/Counterpoint: USAC Kind Of Sounds Like Ballsack

May 13, 2017 Jennifer Harbeck 0

  Point: USAC Is An Essential Part of Student Representation By: Janice Miller The Undergraduate Student Association Council serves UCLA through creating programs and passing […]

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Point: BU is Stinky/Counterpoint: All the Independents Have Cooties

April 30, 2017 Jessica Waite 0

Point: BU is Stinky  by Ashley Jacobson (Independent) Bruins United is stinky! I mean, look at those guys! They all share the same values and […]

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  • Local Pizza Delivery Boy Shocked At Scantily-Clad Customer’s Lack of Money

    RANCHO MURIETA — A local pizza delivery boy faced a shock last night when he delivered to a scantily-clad woman who didn’t have the funds […]

  • UCPD Enlists California Highway Patrol to Boost Middling Police Violence Rates

    WESTWOOD — Following weeks of peace and safety on campus, UCPD has announced a partnership with the California Highway Patrol in an attempt to restore […]

  • Opinion: To Solve UCLA’s Financial Challenges, We Must Invest More Money Into Israel

    Hey guys. Westwood Enabler opinion writer Oiluj Knerf here. I’m a UCLA student just like you! I love my friends, I love my classes, and […]

  • UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

    WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]

  • Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

    WESTWOOD — UCLA recently announced a bold new plan to offer every single class for Winter 2026– except for the ones you need to graduate […]

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