Sociology Student Solves Racism In Four-Page Paper
WESTWOOD–In an act of true nobility, first-year sociology student Molly Rupert successfully ended racism in America with a four-page essay. “At first I was concerned […]
News in Briefs
Golden Key Honor Society Deadline Approaching
WESTWOOD–Sources have confirmed that the deadline for the Golden Key Honor Society, who warns you of its upcoming deadline every couple of weeks, is rapidly […]
Kid Really Good At Chess For Some Reason
WESTWOOD – Local 12-year-old Eric Donovan is really good at chess for some reason, sources have reported. “I’ve seen him play with other kids and […]
Local Friend Group Decides To Not And Say They Did
WESTWOOD–Upon one member’s suggestion that they go volunteer at a nearby soup kitchen, a local friend group collectively decided to not and say they did. […]
Conversation Going Well Until Jesus Brought Up
WESTWOOD–A recent conversation between local man and woman James McCarthy and Abigail Hill was going well until Jesus was brought up. “It started out totally […]
Area Woman’s New Favorite Smell Definitely Toast
WESTWOOD–After popping a fine slice of Nature’s Own Whole Wheat Bread in the toaster oven, area woman Karen Schremm concluded that her new favorite smell […]
Teen Thinks This Nietzsche Guy Is Pretty Cool
WESTWOOD – Local teenager Sam Herman thinks this Nietzsche guy is pretty cool. “All that stuff about slave morality is pretty interesting,” said Sam, an […]
“Live, Laugh, Love” Poster On Girl’s Wall Tells You All You Need To Know
WESTWOOD–Sources have reported that the “Live, Laugh, Love” poster hanging on the wall of local 20-year-old Lindsey Matthews tells you pretty much all you need […]
Couple Reschedules Fight
WESTWOOD–Local couple Anthony Mullen and Sarah Brown were forced to reschedule their fight, which was set for Tuesday at 8:00 p.m., to a later date […]
UCLA to Eliminate Fraternities to Help Achieve Goal of Zero Waste by 2020
WESTWOOD—UCLA has just announced its plan to progressively eliminate fraternities within three years to help achieve its goal of zero waste by 2020. “It just […]