Things To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving
Still not sure what to be thankful for this Thanksgiving? Don’t worry! The good writers of the Westwood Enabler have you covered. #1 – Our […]
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5 Ethnicities You Can Culturally Appropriate This Halloween
1. Oompa-Loompa The Oompa-Loompas are an indigenous people with a rich history. In their native country, Loompaland, they traditionally harvest cacao beans and create architecturally […]
Wow! Here’s All The UC Campuses But We Didn’t Rank Them Or Anything
1. The first UC campus that came to mind, but not because we think it’s the better than the others or anything, is UC Irvine. […]
My Sons, Ranked
1. Lonzo Lonzo’s the biggest baller out there. He’s inherited my amazing basketball skills, and is going to win MVP every year he’s in the […]
How To Get Out Of That Frat Formal You Agreed To
Someone asked you to a frat formal and you accidentally agreed! Oh, no! Here’s WE’s best tips for getting out of it. Drop out of […]
How To Interact With Your Friends Who Are Already On Summer Vacation
Friends already on summer vacation? Ouch. Here’s how to masterfully achieve successful social interactions without letting your jealousy interfere. Leave a pathetic comment on a […]
Cute! These Founding Fathers Tried To Create A Nation With No Demagoguery
Are you ready for the most heartwarming story you’ve read all week? A group of Founding Fathers tried to create their very own nation, completely […]
What USAC Actually Stands For
Many have asked and many have conjectured – what does USAC truly stand for? It is a question we mouth whenever we are forced to […]
Heartwarming: President Trump Has Donated His Entire Salary To Building A Big New Bomb That Goes “BOOM!”
Sometimes, beneath a rough exterior lies a heart of gold. United States President Donald J. Trump announced that he has donated his $400,000 salary to […]
Exciting News: Hovering Over Public Toilets Proves To Be Most Effective Ab Workout
BEVERLY HILLS – A recent study has revealed that the most practical way to work out your abs is by hovering over public toilets. “Whenever […]